Things that hit my funny bone

This morning I was slow to get going and found some funnies at the Bitter Centurian. I think I've said about half of those in real life. #1 and #10 for sure, multiple times. He had a piece on Bill Gates The funnybone quote: “At the end of the day, I’ll be the one who’s … Continue reading Things that hit my funny bone →

Wintry Mix

We had ice today, which shut down a lot of the numbnuttery. Speaking of numbnuts, Jethro was overjoyed to discover ice was falling from the sky. https://vimeo.com/794682513 I cut out the parts where he was doing his bidness. This is a family site, after all. That white stuff is ice. It was thundering as it … Continue reading Wintry Mix →

And So it Begins…

We're getting a 'Wint'ry Mix' tomorrow, and the city here is shutting down. It's been hovering around freezing today, and right on queue, the simpletons among us have been wrecking their cars. I took a break to go get something to eat, and right in front of Wally World was a mustang up on the … Continue reading And So it Begins… →

The Red Puddle

The elections were the other day. So what? Supposed to be a red wave. More like a red puddle. or Piddle. You know when you don't give it a good enough shake and end up with piddle down your leg. Feels sort of like that. Lot of good quotes though: What kind of political system … Continue reading The Red Puddle →

Can’t Find it

Yesterday I posted about viral video from a starbucks employee. Damn thing's been around. Turns out, this person is a labor 'activist' and student at an ivy league school. Hope it's not in angry studies or matters will be worse. For whatever it is. Life's tough enough without being stupid, is what I'm trying to … Continue reading Can’t Find it →

Happy Halloween

It's a big day. So I braved wally world this morning and picked up candy. Don't wanna get caught short here. I've done it in the past. Door knocks, I open up, and there's kids in costumes screaming "TRICK OR TREAT" as I stand there gape jawed that one, I forgot, and two I opened … Continue reading Happy Halloween →

Up Yer Nose

A poster on socialgalactic is having issues with nosebleeds: As a kid, I had this all the time. I'd be sitting in class and my nose would unload, and off to the nurse I'd go. It seemed random when it happened. Eventually, my mom took me to the doctor. The good doctor taught me how … Continue reading Up Yer Nose →

Gross and Stupid

Just when you think things couldn't get worse, you stumble upon something so idiotic that it further sinks your faith in humanity. Let's talk about Vabbing. I can't remember whose blog on my roll I first saw this. That said, vabbing is where you, as a woman, dig your booger picker into your female apparatus, … Continue reading Gross and Stupid →

10 Biggest Adjustments for Locusts

From the Babylon Bee: Hundreds of thousands of people are fleeing California for states like Texas and Florida, but it's not always easy to adjust to life in an American state. Let's look at the 10 biggest adjustments fleeing Californians have to make in their new states: Strange wet stuff falls from the sky once … Continue reading 10 Biggest Adjustments for Locusts →

You don’t see that every day

We had a quiet Independence Day around here. I expected Herself to drive back from her trip on the 4th, but she posted a day earlier. So we had a whole day before she'd have to head back to work. I myself am off this week. Neither of us are big on huge loud parties. … Continue reading You don’t see that every day →