Apparently, "Sex and the City" is having a reboot. Eeew. I always thought the women on this, back in day, were gross. Sarah Jessica Parker has an intercontinental ballistic butterface, and Kim Cattrall was cute enough in the movie Mannequin. But then again, a Pontiac Fiero was also cute enough back in the day. Now … Continue reading Gross
Category: Funny Stuff
Random Thoughts
For all youtube's algorithms, how is it most of the time I tune into car fixing channels they play depends commercials featuring you-go-gurl old women out to party (After donning diapers)?. Speaking of algorithms, I've gotten pelted a couple times with banners for an over 50s dating site. How do they know? It was really … Continue reading Random Thoughts
Finding Friends
There's a weird phenomenon that I've encountered a number of times in my life. First time it hit me was when I was laid off back in 2003. Some of my friends were great, eager to help, even if it was just to get me out of the house for a few hours. I remember … Continue reading Finding Friends
Memory Lane
As I catch up on even more bullshit writing tonight, I'm listening to iTunes. Brandenburg Concerto No.3 in G Major by Bach. Ahhhh....Bach! (An obscure reference! get it?) Total flashback.... I'm in my room back in my parents house. My sister left for college, and I have the small room - called the 'blue room' … Continue reading Memory Lane
More AI Funnies
I pondered this post. But hell, it's simply too funny not to do it. Like all tech execs these days, our CEO is absolutely infatuated with AI. The industry has moved from Cloud Everything to AI. He also likes to mingle with woke and tech glitterati. This week we had an AI guru on a … Continue reading More AI Funnies
He Thinks He’s Cool
Ran into the dumbest thing on the way to a meeting last night. Jackass in a blacked out, cheap chevy shitbox (you know the kind with the three cylinder motors?). Fat tires, blackened windows, loud muffler. I noticed because he was next to me, tailgating the person in front of him. This is in rush … Continue reading He Thinks He’s Cool
Great Observation
Found on Blab: Yup. I don't care who you are, that's funny.
Numbnuttery of the week
Behold: This is what happens when you are doing dishes and you put the freshly washed cast iron flat pan with the other aluminum ones on the side of the dish rack. The thing is like 20lbs. It leaned over and shoved the whole thing onto the floor, basically sweeping the counter. At least my … Continue reading Numbnuttery of the week
The Day’s Belly Laugh
Kenny at Knuckedraggin is a must hit every morning. Every day there'll be a 'good morning' shot. Cuteness overload. Dogs, we don't deserve them sometimes. This one got me a belly laugh... yeah... You need to make this a daily visit.
Friday Wrap
I've had a busy week, which was capped off by career week at the rainbow corp I work for. I'm getting alerts that I'm behind in planning out my career goals. Career goals. FFS, I'm 60 years old. I have a deep and wide skillset that eclipses many in my industry. Hand it to me, … Continue reading Friday Wrap