Saw this on Gab: Brilliant! FWIW the tire looks marginal, and a steel rim like that is what? $50 new? Yeah. Way back in the olden times, my dear departed Brother-in-Law John told a tale of finding a boot on his truck. At the time he was a building engineer. So he grabbed his torch … Continue reading Got the Boot?
From the Babylon Bee: Hundreds of thousands of people are fleeing California for states like Texas and Florida, but it's not always easy to adjust to life in an American state. Let's look at the 10 biggest adjustments fleeing Californians have to make in their new states: Strange wet stuff falls from the sky once … Continue reading 10 Biggest Adjustments for Locusts
Got a belly laugh from this... I've seen this happen. I know two people that migrated from the west coast a few years ago, and didn't last the summer. And it wasn't even that hot.
Hah..haha.... https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/robert-iler-harassed-sopranos-set-tony-sirico-1235316129/ “When all the molesting stuff gets talked about… people always say to me, ‘Did anything happen like that on your set?'” Iler said. “And I’m like, you think Tony Sirico was standing around, if there were people eyeing me the wrong way, like ‘Oh, Rob looks really cute today,’ Tony Sirico is just … Continue reading The World Needs More Pauli Walnuts
Memes from my scrap pile. No jokes. Gotta lam outta here in 1/2 hour. Poached from Irish Poached from Irish We don't deserve dogs Have a good weekend.
Jokes shamelessly poached from Kickasshumor.com, memes from my meme scrap pile. Girl is cryingDad: Why ya' crying?Girl: My boyfriend dumped me!Dad (Grabs shotgun): I'll be back…A while later, dad comes backGirl: What the hell! Why did you kill him!Dad: I didn't!Girl: Where did you go, then?Dad: To get you ice cream of course.Girl: Why the … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Poached as usual from Kickass Humor A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location.The DEA officer … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Jokes are light today. I found a few at Kickasshumor.com, but otherwise rummaged around in my meme scrap pile as usual. A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Poached from Kickass Humor A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable.However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Poached from Kickasshumor.com A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.While tying the homeowner's wife to the … Continue reading Friday Funnies