Behold: This is what happens when you are doing dishes and you put the freshly washed cast iron flat pan with the other aluminum ones on the side of the dish rack. The thing is like 20lbs. It leaned over and shoved the whole thing onto the floor, basically sweeping the counter. At least my … Continue reading Numbnuttery of the week
Category: Funny Stuff
The Day’s Belly Laugh
Kenny at Knuckedraggin is a must hit every morning. Every day there'll be a 'good morning' shot. Cuteness overload. Dogs, we don't deserve them sometimes. This one got me a belly laugh... yeah... You need to make this a daily visit.
Friday Wrap
I've had a busy week, which was capped off by career week at the rainbow corp I work for. I'm getting alerts that I'm behind in planning out my career goals. Career goals. FFS, I'm 60 years old. I have a deep and wide skillset that eclipses many in my industry. Hand it to me, … Continue reading Friday Wrap
Odds & Ends
Dude was wiped out last night. That'll be me tonight. It's been a long week. After what seemed like an eternity, my plants are sprouting and growing. It really was like 10 days, just as the seed packs said. You can't hardly see them, but tiny pepper plants are popping up to the left. To … Continue reading Odds & Ends
Get a Dog. Die Alone.
Looks like Don lemon has stepped on his knob claiming that Nikki Haley is past her prime. Being a Homo, he probably doesn't understand heterosexual sexual market value (SMV). In a nutshell, the SMV basically says that since men want women that are younger, fit, not tattooed, and debt free, once a woman gets to … Continue reading Get a Dog. Die Alone.
Things that hit my funny bone
This morning I was slow to get going and found some funnies at the Bitter Centurian. I think I've said about half of those in real life. #1 and #10 for sure, multiple times. He had a piece on Bill Gates The funnybone quote: “At the end of the day, I’ll be the one who’s … Continue reading Things that hit my funny bone
Wintry Mix
We had ice today, which shut down a lot of the numbnuttery. Speaking of numbnuts, Jethro was overjoyed to discover ice was falling from the sky. https://vimeo.com/794682513 I cut out the parts where he was doing his bidness. This is a family site, after all. That white stuff is ice. It was thundering as it … Continue reading Wintry Mix
And So it Begins…
We're getting a 'Wint'ry Mix' tomorrow, and the city here is shutting down. It's been hovering around freezing today, and right on queue, the simpletons among us have been wrecking their cars. I took a break to go get something to eat, and right in front of Wally World was a mustang up on the … Continue reading And So it Begins…
The Red Puddle
The elections were the other day. So what? Supposed to be a red wave. More like a red puddle. or Piddle. You know when you don't give it a good enough shake and end up with piddle down your leg. Feels sort of like that. Lot of good quotes though: What kind of political system … Continue reading The Red Puddle
Can’t Find it
Yesterday I posted about viral video from a starbucks employee. Damn thing's been around. Turns out, this person is a labor 'activist' and student at an ivy league school. Hope it's not in angry studies or matters will be worse. For whatever it is. Life's tough enough without being stupid, is what I'm trying to … Continue reading Can’t Find it
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