What a Week

Is it OK to eat ranch dressing if it has clumps? Asking for a friend... I said it before, I'll say it again; I don't care about Ukraine. They axed for it. Democrats have been grifting from them since Obama meddled and caused a color revolution. And all the time, we've ignored one of the … Continue reading What a Week →

Friday Funnies

Shamlessly Poached from LaffGaff Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole.The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.”The second guy says, “It sure does. Let’s throw a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is. We’ll be able to … Continue reading Friday Funnies →

Is that it?

We girded our loins here in DFW for another big ice storm. The "wint'ry" mix was supposed to start last night. Really didn't. Although it got cold. Not as bad as last time by any measure. I woke up to basically a frozen mist. When I let the dogs out, I realized the driveway was … Continue reading Is that it? →

Newton’s Third Law

I was going to post about Trudeau, our newest little corporal, going full dictator and declaring emergency powers - Just like the emperor in Star Wars. Only he didn't specify that he'd return them when the emergency was over. Their parliament was only too happy to back him up. How sad is that? There's a … Continue reading Newton’s Third Law →

Hearts and Minds

Saw this on VOX Monday.. Russia Recognizes Donbass Republics The link is here. I don't care about Ukraine. Neither should you. There is no interest of the American people to be found there. What's there is a country that is going to have it's ox gored by a new pipeline serving Europe, who is only … Continue reading Hearts and Minds →

If it wasn’t for bad luck…

I wouldn't have no luck at all. https://youtu.be/SeLddbrzsHk Born under a bad sign.I've been down, since I've been able to crawl.If it wasn't for bad luck,I wouldn't have no luck at all. The week's off to a bad start. For sure. First, a digression. First time I heard this song it was at the Funky … Continue reading If it wasn’t for bad luck… →

Friday Funnies

Jokes poached from laffgaff.com These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven.When they get there, St. Peter greets them and tells them, “We only have one rule here in heaven. Don’t step on the ducks.”So, they enter heaven and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It’s … Continue reading Friday Funnies →

Dropping Ballast

I saw a cool post on Wilder: https://wilderwealthywise.com/human-chow-its-whats-for-dinner/ Couple things resonated with me - processed food expressed as "pre-digested" this is why you get that immediate carb rush with nearly all processed foods. Interestingly he tells of a study where they powdered the rat chow, and even given the same amounts of calories, the rats … Continue reading Dropping Ballast →

P.J. O’Rourke, Dead at 74

P.J. O'Rourke pulled the croak chain this week. He was 74, and died of lung cancer. By my count, this was his second battle with Cancer, having ass cancer once before. I didn't make that up. He wrote about it. That was a funny piece, I tell you what. Of course, as they lionize him … Continue reading P.J. O’Rourke, Dead at 74 →

Superbowl of Suck

I'm not a sportsball fan. I can watch it. I understand it. I can talk about it. It's just not something that I care to invest any time or emotion whatsoever. I do watch the playoffs and superbowl, but in general, I have far better things to do with my time than gawp at the … Continue reading Superbowl of Suck →