From the Babylon Bee: Hundreds of thousands of people are fleeing California for states like Texas and Florida, but it's not always easy to adjust to life in an American state. Let's look at the 10 biggest adjustments fleeing Californians have to make in their new states: Strange wet stuff falls from the sky once … Continue reading 10 Biggest Adjustments for Locusts
Category: Funny Stuff
You don’t see that every day
We had a quiet Independence Day around here. I expected Herself to drive back from her trip on the 4th, but she posted a day earlier. So we had a whole day before she'd have to head back to work. I myself am off this week. Neither of us are big on huge loud parties. … Continue reading You don’t see that every day
Friday Funnies
Memes from my scrap pile. No jokes. Gotta lam outta here in 1/2 hour. Poached from Irish Poached from Irish We don't deserve dogs Have a good weekend.
Friday Funnies
It's been a rough week. I'll catch up on that later. I did get through the last half of 'The Fourth Turning". But stuff went down this week that killed my joking mood. I installed Cat6 wiring at the boy's house and I'm paying a big price for it today. Not as flexible as I … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Friday Funnies
Man, it's been a tough week. Lot of work. And while I got over the Coof, immediately after, my allergies started curb stomping my lungs. So it's been a stuggle. I really need to lower the allergy load around here, and my boy Jasper is the #1 contributer. Jet doesn't shed much, and Aria takes … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Friday Funnies
A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.""You must be an … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Friday Funnies
Shamelessly poached from upjoke.com There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. … Continue reading Friday Funnies
A New Social Media Site?
Found this on one of my threads. It if were me, I'd call it "Nob" "Join Nob. Feel free to be a dick. Everyone else is"
Friday Funnies
Jokes shamelessly poached from upjoke.com A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked, "Bubba, just what the hell is your secret?"Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I’m about to have sex, I always whip itout and … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Friday Funnies
Jokes shamelessly poached from Kickasshumor.com, memes from my meme scrap pile. Girl is cryingDad: Why ya' crying?Girl: My boyfriend dumped me!Dad (Grabs shotgun): I'll be back…A while later, dad comes backGirl: What the hell! Why did you kill him!Dad: I didn't!Girl: Where did you go, then?Dad: To get you ice cream of course.Girl: Why the … Continue reading Friday Funnies
