I have this personality thing where repetitive tasks start to be a burden. I also have been known to have attention issues. So I may swap out Fridays between funnies and guitars. You see, I've been building and repairing guitars for over a decade. I find broken children on eBay and fix them. Although, I'm … Continue reading Friday Funnies
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Friday Funnies
Jokes are light today. I found a few at Kickasshumor.com, but otherwise rummaged around in my meme scrap pile as usual. A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Friday Funnies
I'm typing this up on Thursday evening, having had no idea it was St. Patrick's day. I'm second generation Irish, and we never did any of the silliness you see growing up. I don't think I had corned beef and cabbage until my daughters started competitive Irish Dance. I did finally waddle out and post … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Friday Funnies
Poached from Kickass Humor A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable.However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner … Continue reading Friday Funnies
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Poached from Kickasshumor.com A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.While tying the homeowner's wife to the … Continue reading Friday Funnies
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Shamlessly Poached from LaffGaff Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole.The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.”The second guy says, “It sure does. Let’s throw a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is. We’ll be able to … Continue reading Friday Funnies
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Jokes poached from laffgaff.com These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven.When they get there, St. Peter greets them and tells them, “We only have one rule here in heaven. Don’t step on the ducks.”So, they enter heaven and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It’s … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Friday Funnies
It's been a super busy week. Didn't think I'd get this done. Jokes shamelessly poached from Business Insider. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and … Continue reading Friday Funnies
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Shamelessly poached from emails I get and sites I visit. I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked … Continue reading Friday Funnies
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