Friday Funnies

I have an old jokebook sitting on my desk. Too lazy to type some up. So these are poached from laffgaff.com An 85-year-old man goes to see his doctor for his regular physical exam. The doctor says that the man needs to provide a sperm sample and gives him a jar saying, “Take this jar … Continue reading Friday Funnies →

The Gell-Mann Amnesia effect

“Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong … Continue reading The Gell-Mann Amnesia effect →

OK Groomer…

I think the line okay groomer is probably the funniest thing I've heard this year so far. And it's totally appropriate. I do a lot of volunteer work, and that means that I have to take safe environment training every year. It only takes about 20 minutes online to renew and some of the courses … Continue reading OK Groomer… →

Friday Song of the Week

I thought I'd take a break from funnies and do a song this week. Being a guitar player, Mark Knopfler is my hero. Not only does he play in a league that no one exists, he writes songs that actually have some sort of meaning. To Wit: https://youtu.be/Y1gXPD2ruQU Amazing. [Verse 1]Yon's my privateerSee how trim … Continue reading Friday Song of the Week →

Home Depot Steps in It

This is something that's been making the rounds all last week. I first heard about it while listening to the morning show here in DFW and simply shrugged my shoulders. Big corporate entities with have diversity finishes by and large. But I finally got my mitts on one, and it reads even dumber than it … Continue reading Home Depot Steps in It →

Care Package from the Motherland

Herself got a care package from the motherland... For those uninitiated, the US isn't a homogenous place. Hell, even Texas isn't. And there are some amazing foods from local regions such as Louisiana that you simply can't get here unless you order them. In this case, Herself's brother hooked us up yet again. Last time, … Continue reading Care Package from the Motherland →

Friday Funnies

Poached from Kickasshumor.com A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.While tying the homeowner's wife to the … Continue reading Friday Funnies →

If it wasn’t for bad luck…

I wouldn't have no luck at all. https://youtu.be/SeLddbrzsHk Born under a bad sign.I've been down, since I've been able to crawl.If it wasn't for bad luck,I wouldn't have no luck at all. The week's off to a bad start. For sure. First, a digression. First time I heard this song it was at the Funky … Continue reading If it wasn’t for bad luck… →

Superbowl of Suck

I'm not a sportsball fan. I can watch it. I understand it. I can talk about it. It's just not something that I care to invest any time or emotion whatsoever. I do watch the playoffs and superbowl, but in general, I have far better things to do with my time than gawp at the … Continue reading Superbowl of Suck →

Friday Funnies

Shamelessly poached from Ranker.com: So the Pope is SUPER early for his flight.He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope.Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when … Continue reading Friday Funnies →