Shamelessly poached from Ranker.com: So the Pope is SUPER early for his flight.He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope.Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when … Continue reading Friday Funnies →

Well they are calling for a "wintry mix" tonight. Tomorrow, we'll wake up to ice and frigid temps. Nearly to the week when it happened last year. Only we're supposed to only get a few days, then back to regular winter here in DFW. I came from up north over 20 years ago, but I'm … Continue reading Wintry Mix →

h/t evan-lambert A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He … Continue reading Friday Funnies →

Herself bought the dogs a few small rawhide bones to keep them occupied while we had guests over for dinner after Christmas. Far as I can tell, the only part left is the knot from one end. It's about the size of a golf ball, maybe smaller, and there's no reason on this planet it … Continue reading Funny Stuff →

Jet will guard my wife whenever she's in the front yard. Usually he does this by holding vigil at the side gate. I guess here, he has a better view. Interestingly, he'll watch me for awhile if I'm out there, but will get board and lumber off to snooze or play with Jasper. Also funny.... … Continue reading Fun Dog Pic Friday →

What the hell? Every two weeks or so, I take the dogs down to the local Pet Supplies Plus store to give the pups a bath, leaving them with the mess. It's OK, they say so in their ads. I buy a multi-wash card and have at it. The dogs know the phrase "Bath Time". … Continue reading Friday Dog Pic →

First the fun pic... What a week. What a day. I've been super busy this week. Having a week off does that, as does having a week off next week. I'm burning PTO. Use it or lose it, doncha know. This morning all hell was breaking loose. I'm used to the normal morning sounds of … Continue reading Friday Dog Pic. And Shoot Me. →

Today's the day we count our blessings. And I have many. Starting with my beautiful wife, and great kids and grandkids. I'm also thankful for God giving me an amazing mind that can think abstractly effortlessly. Honestly, I'm not bragging. I had a boss tell me once that he was sick of me bringing up … Continue reading Happy Thanksgiving! →

A great brooding song. https://youtu.be/mnc4M6QIEjY