It's not working. To be honest, If I were holding a stick, guaranteed something funny would happen. [God creating Dogs] "Ooh, these came out great. I'm going to want all these back at some point"Twitter post Lazy Well?
Author: Himself
Pay Your Fair Share!
They pumped old Uncle Joe full of adderall the other day, and stuffed him in front of the tele-prompter which told him to tell us that we need to pay our fair share, enough is enough. He used the same tone of voice he summoned to tell us he was out of patience with our … Continue reading Pay Your Fair Share!
Redneck Watering Can
I have watering can issues. Actually, I have dog issues. As in they like to eat things that are plastic. I had a plastic watering can, which the puppy promptly ate the important part. The one at at the end that makes the sprinkles. So, I bought a metal can. That one was actually fantastic. … Continue reading Redneck Watering Can
Called it a Year Ago
Back when COVID first started, I wondered what the big deal was. It's a SARS virus. We know how they work, we know how to avoid them. Hell, Aesop was about the first to sing it. Stay away from infected people, wash your hands. Same thing you do to avoid the flu or cold. And … Continue reading Called it a Year Ago
Transmission Problems
I have a problem with gears. As in getting my ass in gear. I'm sitting here killing time on the blog while I wait to go to my meeting of the vast right wing conspiracy. At least that's what our cackling idiot of a vice president thinks of me and my brothers. I wasn't planning … Continue reading Transmission Problems
Sunday Music
Dolores O'Riordan died suddenly, and too soon at age 47. She had an amazing, compelling voice. https://youtu.be/dszeCuSKxLg In a record store. Wow. https://youtu.be/0XEnvbTtR3s That kind of beautiful voice....man...it's dusty in here.
Head Clearing
I'm worn out from watching the news and complaining about it. Fed Up. You know what cures that? Dogs. They don't care about such things. The weather broke here and it's absolutely beautiful. Why not spend some time chucking a ball to the pups? They really are amazing creatures, and that line that we don't … Continue reading Head Clearing
Words I Hate
Kim DuToit goes off on Grammar from time to time. I love these posts, because he's right and I agree with him. What people do to the English language is a sin and a crime against humanity. What makes me nuts most of all is when words are changed and people start repeating them like … Continue reading Words I Hate
Bible Study
What a day! A cold front is coming through here, and it's safe to say that the North Texas summertime furnace has been turned off. It will barely hit 85 today, and it'll be cool tonight. Right now, it's sunny and amazing. Couldn't have happened at a better time for me. The heat, dust, pollution … Continue reading Bible Study
Sunday Music
https://youtu.be/iIL5_G3d2QI Epic Last time I was sober, man I felt bad. Was the worst hangover I ever had. It took six hamburgers, scotch all night, nicotine for breakfast to put me right...
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