I have an old jokebook sitting on my desk. Too lazy to type some up. So these are poached from laffgaff.com An 85-year-old man goes to see his doctor for his regular physical exam. The doctor says that the man needs to provide a sperm sample and gives him a jar saying, “Take this jar … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Author: Himself
Learn to Shave
I remember a day when a men's shaving commercial would have some stud with a heavy beard, who just after shaving, had a hot woman all over him. Behold: https://youtu.be/L6q_2JleoqY That there is a Sideshow Bob, who looks like he needs to shave maybe once a week. After their screwup commercial, Gillette is off my … Continue reading Learn to Shave
Clown World
Saw this on Vox Day's Site “We must put an end once and for all to the hegemony of the United States, with its eternal desire to interfere in the affairs of sovereign states.”Zhang Hanhui, Chinese Ambassador to Russia The US keeps talking about dealing with other countries from a position of strength. This, in … Continue reading Clown World
Rough Week
It was a rough week last week. I started the week off with an upper G.I. scoping that was the result of a visit the week before. It was pretty much a follow-up visit I have every year, but they decided to take a peek and also to stretch out my destroyed esophagus and throat. … Continue reading Rough Week
Friday Funnies
It's been a rough week. I'll catch up on that later. I did get through the last half of 'The Fourth Turning". But stuff went down this week that killed my joking mood. I installed Cat6 wiring at the boy's house and I'm paying a big price for it today. Not as flexible as I … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Let Papa Fix It
Last week or so, I've been a bit under the weather. But I still managed to get things done. Small things. The technical term for which is "Low Hanging Fruit". First was a drainspout that Aria was eating. She was after a Chameleon. Those bastards are all over around there. Makes sense. Lots of plants, … Continue reading Let Papa Fix It
Why Can’t We Have Anything Nice?
Every morning when I come back from walking the dogs, I water my plants and gardens. One of my new efforts was to take the crappy area in my alley and plant a combination of sunflowers and wildflowers. I've been dilegently caring for them for weeks, even adding a watering system for them So I … Continue reading Why Can’t We Have Anything Nice?
King of the ShitStains
"Beto" otherwise known as Robert Francis pasty white affluenza riddled idiot made a spectacle of himself last week: https://youtu.be/ibNEFzapnnM This was 100% orchestrated. So much so, that not only dancing on the bodies of the dead, it makes me think that this tradgedy was maybe orchestrated. His ploy is transparent here, because he's an imbecile. … Continue reading King of the ShitStains
Heaven
.. almost heaven... Herself left for her big sewing weekend with her sisters. I worked late Friday and didn't want to cook. I had in mind ordering from Flying Fish. They have great grilled platters that sport a very light redbeans and rice, accompanied by grilled squash. Responsible eating. So I did the right thing … Continue reading Heaven
Friday Funnies
Man, it's been a tough week. Lot of work. And while I got over the Coof, immediately after, my allergies started curb stomping my lungs. So it's been a stuggle. I really need to lower the allergy load around here, and my boy Jasper is the #1 contributer. Jet doesn't shed much, and Aria takes … Continue reading Friday Funnies
Inspected By Pat 