Woketarded

We spent some time with friends this weekend. After dinner we were chatting and catching up. Turns out their daughter, who's in college, calls her dad and chastises him about his white privelege. This couple is younger than us, lives in a modest house in the neighborhood that they, no doubt, bought long before the … Continue reading Woketarded →

Gross and Stupid

Just when you think things couldn't get worse, you stumble upon something so idiotic that it further sinks your faith in humanity. Let's talk about Vabbing. I can't remember whose blog on my roll I first saw this. That said, vabbing is where you, as a woman, dig your booger picker into your female apparatus, … Continue reading Gross and Stupid →

Sacrifice

This thread on Blab it a nerve with me: After my son was born, my wife scored what she thought was the dream job. And so it was. But it didn't take long to figure out that she was working to pay the car note and daycare so she could go to work to pay … Continue reading Sacrifice →

Speaking of Locusts…

I write better when I'm annoyed or disgusted. Ass hattery brings out my sense of humor. So when things are going well, I have nothing to vent about. At least nothing I should be sharing anyhow. That's when I fall back on dog posts. The dogs are always entertaining. I also do my best thinking … Continue reading Speaking of Locusts… →

Third World Enterprise

There's a certain type of person you run into any time you are trying to do anything that time means nothing. Nor, apparently do the words "Appointment" and "Reservation" mean much either. Jerry Seinfeld did a bit about this on his show. I had fender bender (actually more of a door bender) with my car. … Continue reading Third World Enterprise →

Learn to Shave

I remember a day when a men's shaving commercial would have some stud with a heavy beard, who just after shaving, had a hot woman all over him. Behold: https://youtu.be/L6q_2JleoqY That there is a Sideshow Bob, who looks like he needs to shave maybe once a week. After their screwup commercial, Gillette is off my … Continue reading Learn to Shave →

Happy Mother’s Day

It's Mother's Day today, and I've been relieved of coffee duty at Church this Sunday. It's one of those Sundays we don't staff. Herself is minding the grandkids, as my daughter has a health issue. So I'm here alone with my thoughts. Thoughts of my own mother. My mom was born in 1930, basically as … Continue reading Happy Mother’s Day →

I am old, But I’m happy.

If you have a son, this song absolutely resonates. https://youtu.be/iolunbBnWx0 Ok. I'm a guitar geek. Cat Stevens is playing a wonderful Gibson Hummingbird. Man, If I had the expendable dough I'd buy one. But the lead guitar dude is playing who knows what, probably a Taylor knock-off. Sounds horrible. This one is better. https://youtu.be/ydebNPlzXHw Would've … Continue reading I am old, But I’m happy. →

Ready for Round #2

It's Saturday evening. Easter Saturday. And I'm spent, but not finished. Herself texted, thinking she'd get a break today. But it's not to be. Honestly, I didn't expect to see her until well after dark. Tax deadline is Monday, and I'm certain they are pushing through so they don't have to work tomorrow on Easter. … Continue reading Ready for Round #2 →

Don’t Answer the Door

Don't answer the door. Never answer the door. I have a cameras that enable me to not answer the door. What did I do? I answered the door. Just like this: https://vimeo.com/551250163 Except that guy left. This time, a dude rocked up and I ignored him. Then he came up with another dude a few … Continue reading Don’t Answer the Door →