There's a weird phenomenon that I've encountered a number of times in my life. First time it hit me was when I was laid off back in 2003. Some of my friends were great, eager to help, even if it was just to get me out of the house for a few hours. I remember … Continue reading Finding Friends
Category: Funny Stuff
Memory Lane
As I catch up on even more bullshit writing tonight, I'm listening to iTunes. Brandenburg Concerto No.3 in G Major by Bach. Ahhhh....Bach! (An obscure reference! get it?) Total flashback.... I'm in my room back in my parents house. My sister left for college, and I have the small room - called the 'blue room' … Continue reading Memory Lane
More AI Funnies
I pondered this post. But hell, it's simply too funny not to do it. Like all tech execs these days, our CEO is absolutely infatuated with AI. The industry has moved from Cloud Everything to AI. He also likes to mingle with woke and tech glitterati. This week we had an AI guru on a … Continue reading More AI Funnies
He Thinks He’s Cool
Ran into the dumbest thing on the way to a meeting last night. Jackass in a blacked out, cheap chevy shitbox (you know the kind with the three cylinder motors?). Fat tires, blackened windows, loud muffler. I noticed because he was next to me, tailgating the person in front of him. This is in rush … Continue reading He Thinks He’s Cool
Great Observation
Found on Blab: Yup. I don't care who you are, that's funny.
Numbnuttery of the week
Behold: This is what happens when you are doing dishes and you put the freshly washed cast iron flat pan with the other aluminum ones on the side of the dish rack. The thing is like 20lbs. It leaned over and shoved the whole thing onto the floor, basically sweeping the counter. At least my … Continue reading Numbnuttery of the week
The Day’s Belly Laugh
Kenny at Knuckedraggin is a must hit every morning. Every day there'll be a 'good morning' shot. Cuteness overload. Dogs, we don't deserve them sometimes. This one got me a belly laugh... yeah... You need to make this a daily visit.
Friday Wrap
I've had a busy week, which was capped off by career week at the rainbow corp I work for. I'm getting alerts that I'm behind in planning out my career goals. Career goals. FFS, I'm 60 years old. I have a deep and wide skillset that eclipses many in my industry. Hand it to me, … Continue reading Friday Wrap
Odds & Ends
Dude was wiped out last night. That'll be me tonight. It's been a long week. After what seemed like an eternity, my plants are sprouting and growing. It really was like 10 days, just as the seed packs said. You can't hardly see them, but tiny pepper plants are popping up to the left. To … Continue reading Odds & Ends
Get a Dog. Die Alone.
Looks like Don lemon has stepped on his knob claiming that Nikki Haley is past her prime. Being a Homo, he probably doesn't understand heterosexual sexual market value (SMV). In a nutshell, the SMV basically says that since men want women that are younger, fit, not tattooed, and debt free, once a woman gets to … Continue reading Get a Dog. Die Alone.
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