WTF…over…

I was unloading vittles in the fridge, and it started beeping. A door was open and my arm was on the panel. OK, I've heard this before. It's what it does if you leave a door open. I'll do it if a door is open and you try and use the ice dispenser. All packed … Continue reading WTF…over… →

Avoid Crowds

Bad craziness in Allen this weekend. Avoid Crowds Uncle Remus (man, I miss him) I saw one video where the shooter was maybe 50 yards away, just getting out of his hoopty and started shooting. A pickup at about 1/2 the distance came out of it's space, turned right, and beat feet. I can't help … Continue reading Avoid Crowds →

Day of the Long Knives

My company had some days of the long knives this week. Fortunately, my boss told our group they were coming, and also that we probably wouldn't take a hit. Having little attention span for such things, I promptly forgot until I saw the first of my friends send a goodbye email. Then we had a … Continue reading Day of the Long Knives →

Shithead of the Week

This is such an easy thing to post. Every week. Every damn week someone does something rude and irritating on the road. Here, I was heading back from grabbing a bite at lunch. Behold: https://vimeo.com/810722876 This is common has hell around here. There was plenty of room to merge right, and still hit the second … Continue reading Shithead of the Week →

Yeah…That’s a Big Fat Nope.

News this week was that the consumer product safety commission want's to ban our gas stoves. More here. Then they said no, we weren't planning on that. Apparently, it had to do with rascisms. The output of the gas stove hurts the poor and vibrant's cognitive ability. Sure. I think that's a chicken and egg … Continue reading Yeah…That’s a Big Fat Nope. →

Descent into Hell, Part 1

The mobile started misbehaving even worse than usual the other day. I'd been getting a day or so out of a charge, and marketly less so if I used it at all. I started noticing that I couldn't surf really well, and got to thinking it had been sometime that I've seen a 5G icon. … Continue reading Descent into Hell, Part 1 →

My Advice? Suck it up.

A video went viral on Twitter the other day. I don't have twitter, but I heard it on the radio, and it wasn't long before this or that site got hold of it, and the youtubers started commenting. I had no desire to see it. But I was eating lunch whilst scanning my subscriptions for … Continue reading My Advice? Suck it up. →

I Smell a Rat

I was lifting weights in the garage and noticed some holes in a bag of dog food I'd left by my rack. More I studied, there were droppings around as well. Sure as hell, a rat had taken up residence again. Last one ended poorly for the bugger as Jasper flushed him out, and Jethro … Continue reading I Smell a Rat →

Funny Update

Remember this? Funniest thing I've seen all week. The city showed up to fix the damage from the numbnuts that wiped out the street sign. They cut off the bent up parts and stuck it back in the ground. The stop sign is now at my eye level - around six feet. Fuck me. I … Continue reading Funny Update →

Gross and Stupid

Just when you think things couldn't get worse, you stumble upon something so idiotic that it further sinks your faith in humanity. Let's talk about Vabbing. I can't remember whose blog on my roll I first saw this. That said, vabbing is where you, as a woman, dig your booger picker into your female apparatus, … Continue reading Gross and Stupid →