Spirit Airlines of the Sea

Carnival Cruise lines put rules into place limiting ghetto behavior. The fatigue is real. In recent years the unwritten rule among most vacation goers interested in a week-long cruise was to stay far away from boats with cheap tickets. Why? Well, no one has been allowed to say why publicly, but the mountain of video … Continue reading Spirit Airlines of the Sea →

Picking on a Harmless Old Man

What a brat. https://vimeo.com/1083701354?share=copy#t=0 Ring my doorbell and run. Cracked up when I saw the video. Kids.

Now That’s Funny!

I used to check in on The People's Cube much more back in the past. Don't know why I stopped. Stopped by today and found this: This is from a Scott Adam's piece: To quote from the attached story: "[The Department of Imaginary Concerns] could handle Democrat worries about things like climate change panic, Trump … Continue reading Now That’s Funny! →

Ask Himself

I don't know why random people tell me things, or ask my advice. Must be that grandfatherly countenance. Years ago, when I lived in Plano, I was on a walk around the neighborhood and as I passed by a mini strip mall, a kid asked if I would buy him e-cigs at the beer and … Continue reading Ask Himself →

Basic NumbNuttery

Get a load of this: https://vimeo.com/1048726461?share=copy#t=0 Numbnuttery. What was funny is it sounded like someone was walking up behind me, so I turned around and saw the truck rolling away. Took a minute to digest what my eyes were telling me. First dumbshit thing is that I've been dealing with this wonky shifter for months. … Continue reading Basic NumbNuttery →

Full Disclosure

As humans we tend to not like to be direct. We don't want to tell anybody any kind of bad news and prefer to give them kind of a milder description of what we are thinking. This is where the line "You'll feel some discomfort" comes from. When I do that it's because I usually … Continue reading Full Disclosure →

What Could it Be?

Take a look at this. Whad'der yer suppose it is? Coffee Bean? Nope. Rock? Nope. Seed? Nope. Maybe some size comparison? That there is a grade A, 100% locally made, organic Kidney Stone. Came out by surprise this morning. It happens. I must have decent pipes in the manly hydraulics. I only feel them a … Continue reading What Could it Be? →

Got the Boot?

Saw this on Gab: Brilliant! FWIW the tire looks marginal, and a steel rim like that is what? $50 new? Yeah. Way back in the olden times, my dear departed Brother-in-Law John told a tale of finding a boot on his truck. At the time he was a building engineer. So he grabbed his torch … Continue reading Got the Boot? →

10 Biggest Adjustments for Locusts

From the Babylon Bee: Hundreds of thousands of people are fleeing California for states like Texas and Florida, but it's not always easy to adjust to life in an American state. Let's look at the 10 biggest adjustments fleeing Californians have to make in their new states: Strange wet stuff falls from the sky once … Continue reading 10 Biggest Adjustments for Locusts →

I seen it

Got a belly laugh from this... I've seen this happen. I know two people that migrated from the west coast a few years ago, and didn't last the summer. And it wasn't even that hot.