Wheel Her in Homer…

...I'm not a picky man. Big news this week as morbidly obese famous rapper Dank Demoss was refused a ride with Lyft after a heated argument with a Lyft driver about whether she could fit into his vehicle. I'm guessing, unlikely... I have the Lyft app. I prefer Uber. So with what little I saw, … Continue reading Wheel Her in Homer… →

The Vax Did It?

Found this on Vox Popoli: The Vax causes depression and anxiety? Leading researchers in South Korea confirmed that the injections are altering human behavior. The troubling study found that people’s emotions, personalities, feelings, fears, stress levels, mental well-being, and general outlook changed after they were injected with the “vaccine.” The peer-reviewed study, which included over … Continue reading The Vax Did It? →

Like a Boss

This has been making the rounds this week: Cynical Publius on X: "To fully understand just how remarkable today’s exchange with Colombia was, you need to understand how Washington DC has traditionally worked through these sorts of issues, and the different way it works now under Trump. I’ll illustrate. Traditional Approach: 1. Colombia" / X … Continue reading Like a Boss →

A $33K Chevette?

Someone bought a Chebbie Chevette for $33K. EPAutos.com Would you pay $33,000 for a 1987 Chevy Chevette? Apparently, someone just did. It’s got low miles – just 47 – so it’s basically a brand-new 1987 Chevette. But nonetheless, a 1987 Chevette. It weighed about 2,000 lbs. because it came with not much more than a … Continue reading A $33K Chevette? →

Skinning a Lizard

How do you skin a deep state, DC area lizard? Revoke their security clearance. Right out of the gate, Trump fired a handful of hacks that needed it. And then removed the security clearance for the 51 nobs that signed onto the "The Hunter Biden laptop is a Russian Russian Russian op. Turns out it … Continue reading Skinning a Lizard →

Gratuitous Dog Pic

Winston is digging the new lamps.

Aww….Hell no..

This hit my inbox: I noticed this pop up on my office laptop as I was working. A dopy copilot icon following my mouse to each paragraph. Fuck me. Now I need to start searching how to shut this shit off. I'm an adult. I know how to use the app. I know how to … Continue reading Aww….Hell no.. →

Weak and Lazy

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—Because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—Because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—Because I was not a Jew. Then they … Continue reading Weak and Lazy →

An Ignominious End

Seen this on a few sites around: What a great meme. At the last minute, the skeevy bastard issued a blanket pardon to his family members. The talk on the morning show I listen to every morning quoted some lefties that said "Geez...they really were a crime family". Those pre-emptive pardons need to be looked … Continue reading An Ignominious End →

Basic NumbNuttery

Get a load of this: https://vimeo.com/1048726461?share=copy#t=0 Numbnuttery. What was funny is it sounded like someone was walking up behind me, so I turned around and saw the truck rolling away. Took a minute to digest what my eyes were telling me. First dumbshit thing is that I've been dealing with this wonky shifter for months. … Continue reading Basic NumbNuttery →