Gross

Apparently, “Sex and the City” is having a reboot.

Eeew.

I always thought the women on this, back in day, were gross. Sarah Jessica Parker has an intercontinental ballistic butterface, and Kim Cattrall was cute enough in the movie Mannequin. But then again, a Pontiac Fiero was also cute enough back in the day. Now with all the mileage and faded plastic, notsomuch.

What I’m trying to say is these women did nothing for me back in the day and I have even less interest now.

Back then I’d hit that show whilst channel surfing when traveling and bored out of my mind. Each episode I saw they got men completely wrong. You could tell it was written or produced by a woman. The situations they’d find themselves in fell into mostly two plots, from what I saw. A beta orbiter not giving them the tingles, or an alpha that’s simply using them. Last one I remember seeing, The Sarah Parker character was trying her best to woo a dude she liked into no moving. He was having none of it. The whole damn show was her trying different things, and obsessing.

I’m a dude, so I don’t know for sure, but tell me women don’t do that in real life. Not realize that dudes compartmentalize.

I’ve seen the trailer for this. Looks miss-able, like everything else that channel produces. Are they that hard up for shows, or are younger women really too boring to craft a show about? I mean, these women are granny aged.

No telling. Won’t be stinking up my living room by watching it though.