I think I’m going to start doing this. It’s not like I don’t have a few hundred funny moments during the week.

Every time open my car door Jasper jumps in. Car=Fun, I’m going. Which is hilarious considering the only kind of car rides he’s had in months are to the vet or get a bath.
He’ll stay there all afternoon if I let him. Which I normally do.
You have to pick your battles with a dude like this. What’s it to me if I leave the door open for a few hours? Usually, one or the other two will get into something and he’ll go join.