I take the pups for baths at PetSmart. Why? It’s half the price, or so, of anywhere else.
And how hard is it, after all, to bath and brush them? I can do both in less than an hour. So that’s what I get – the basic bath and brush. No surprises.
Until yesterday. Behold:

They shaved my dogs buttholes. Both of them.
Why?
I’ll find out today. I paid for bath and brush. I didn’t pay to have my dogs look like freaks. Hairy as they are, they’ve never had dook cling to their fur.