You want to see who all the pinheads in your company are? Have an IT person send an email to a group, or to all (everyone in the company), with the words “This is only a test”. Then watch the pinheads all “reply-all”. My gottdam laptop started chiming like a fuggin slot machine with the retreads reply-all saying “received”. Yeah, no shit received.
These are interspersed with reply-alls telling the nitwits to cut it out. Here’s a tip – you don’t need to test a group to see if it works. If the server let you create the group, it’ll work.
Had a woman (who was being outsourced by my company) create a broadcast message on voicemail once. Left the message “Test”. The system delivered it to all 2000 users, lighting the message waiting lamps on their phones. Then, she sent the actual message. The system went ‘all ports busy’ in nothing flat, and remained that way for an hour or two. In the meantime, the helpdesk was getting pounded by “I can’t get my voicemail” calls. If the system let you do it, it’ll do it. Dummy. I forget what the message was about but I recall it was retarded. Should have locked her out of all admin functions sooner.
The reason the vegan makes sure to tell the world she is a vegan is she thinks this safely puts her on the side of the righteous. The mask wearing during the Covid hoax was another example of how trivial things can become holy sacraments.
The Zman
I was at Trader Joe’s buying vittles, and the checkout lady was wearing a mask, as all older hippies would. She seemed nice enough. But as she was breathing, I could see holes – cuts really – in her mask. So her mask was effectively useless, which is typical. It really much be a security blanket for these people. Or like the Zman said, a badge that IDs them as a good right thinking person.
I so don’t care about Fani Willis. She’s a gross ho that grifted taxpayer money. It’s what they do and her ‘constituency’ will see no problem with that. They get in office and ladle the gravy to their friends. The issue here isn’t the gravy, it’s the absolute lack of consequence for what she did. Paid him back in cash my ass.
They don’t know what they do... But they do it anyhow. This is similar to our gubmint seizing Russian assets. All over the world, countries are now hedging and dumping dollars, or at least minimizing their risk. Tis the same in NYC. Everyone there now will do a double take, and maybe demur from investing in that city. Not worth the risk. Money will go where it’s appreciated and safe and will flee where it’ll be stolen. Rule of law matters.
We don’t know….But we know:
Funny how Van Jones just sat there. I have to say, the funniest Ann Coulter appearance that I saw had nothing to do with what she was saying. It was the other guest that made it funny. I forget where I saw it, but her counterpart was a fuzzy headed lib that looked like Richard Dreyfuss. The whole time she was talking, he was staring at her rack.
It’s funny when I talk to people in other countries and find out they think like me. The disgust is deeper than you think. I had a colleague in Europe say that living in Texas, at least my politics were right, and that if she moved to the US it would be to Florida or Texas. That isn’t the first time this has happened. They let out a few codewords that they aren’t like the others. It’s funny how much my coworkers in Europe and Asia tune out the company wokeness.
Tried to early vote today. Couldn’t find a spot to dock my queen mary of a truck. Figured, shit on it, what’s the point. I got things to do. FWIW Nikki Haley is toast. Heard her screeching on the TV box the other day. Sorry, no one wants to vote for their sister-in-law or ex wife. That’s her vibe, just as Hillary has the mother-in-law, ex wife, vibe.
What the hell was I thinking? Behold the new car audio system:
Good lord, that’s a bit excessive. It may have to go back. Then again, I’m sure it has big fat icons my old eyes can see. Should’ve read the specs with more care. I was looking for an in-dash unit like I put in my Sequoia years ago.
No way in hell I’d spend $18, let alone $12 on a big mac meal. In that piece was this vidya:
Snobby sous chef won’t eat Burger King. Smart woman. Neither will I. That said, the point the chef makes is it’s peasant food. Giving a cheap cut of meat a little style. I gave up on most fast food long ago, mostly because my destroyed palate and cost. But the point in the video is some of the best, most tasty dishes start with cheap cuts. I can’t tell how many times I’ve gotten NY strip or some other lean cut of meat that I can barely eat or taste. I’ll take the time to cook the cheap fatty cuts. BTW – I won’t darken the door of a BK because nearly all of them I’ve been in are filthy and smell of spent grease. Don’t care what the burger tastes like.
Because, God forbid, you act appropriately out in public. And what’s with the big, goofy shades in a nice restaurant at night? If that doesn’t give you an acute case of negro fatigue, I don’t know what will. I probably wouldn’t have said anything. I’d have simply paid up and left. Then again, I’m known for kicking out a line to detonate the situation, like by saying if you want to be stupid and loud, there’s a Waffle House down the street.
Cut of the week:
Man, they were great. David Gilmour still is, even at his age.
Gratuitous dog pics:
Winston loves the bed by the window.
Waiting for dinner.
I may have posted that one before. It’s still a powerful message. Which reminds me, I’m going on a trip in April, and I need to get the pups acclimated to the new daycare/boarding place. They like going there for baths.
When I’m out and about, I’m stunned at how many people walk around with their nose in their mobile. It’s nuts.
That’s all I got. Have a good weekend.
Inspected By Pat 